Top Ten indicators You are a Land Rover Owner

• You buy Land Rover models at car boot sales.
  
• You buy Whitworth tools at car boot sales.
  
• You run out and join the AA.
  
• Your insurance agent asks you if you've reversed the letters of your registration.
  
• You're applying for petrol credit cards.
  
• You keep on hearing your self say: "No, its the other L-reg".
  
• Your friends are buying stock in the petrol company.
  
• The vehicle has a history.
  
• The vehicle comes with a boot full of spares & shop manual.
  
• You dust off of your tool box and swap the metric spanners for English ones.